StevO Seagull

Jolene lives by the sea, in the ends of Tenby.  
She works a 9 to 5 as a waitress, at a local cafe.  
 
When she takes orders at her job, she serves lots of tea...  
And gives sly remarks to the customers.  
She is never friendly!  
 
Her boss sees her singing to herself like a nutter.  
She serves plain toast, without a side order of butter...  
And will occasionally flob into some random customer's cupper!  
 
Jo feeds the seagulls by the benches when she finishes her shift...  
Because it annoys all the tourists, when she's flicking her chips.  
 
Say hello to Stevo the rudeboy seagull.  
That robs tourists by the beach for a living, he is evil!  
 
He hangs around outside of Gregg's, and flies above people's heads.  
Ready to swoop down, and steal someone's lunch.  
He never begs!  
 
With locs on his boatrace, and headphones on...  
He glides around the seaside, to see what's going on!  
 
When the sun goes down, and he's bunning a zoot.  
He'll stick a family up with his gun, and shout "gimme the loot"!  
While they hand over their blings, rings, and money, and yell back "don't shoot"!  
 
Jolene and Stevo developed a repor.  
They chill at the benches by the beach, and they bun on some drawer.  
Jo leaves all types of snacks for Stevo on the floor, and she can speak fluent seagull so she gives him a call!  
 
Jo - "Oh Steve, why can't you be a real life man?  
And not a flying rat with wings, that hangs out in a gang?!"