Hell Hath No Fury

You were caught  
chasing whores around the parking lot  
the camera cannot lie  
your pants around your ankles  
and a finger in the pie  
 
The snoop I hired was worth it  
it didn't taken him long  
the photos may be grainy  
but I recognize your dong  
 
So your clothes are on the lawn  
but you'll need another suit  
I boiled it in thick bleach  
and stuffed earthworms in your boots  
 
Don't bother trying to call me
my number has been changed  
and if you dare to show your face  
I'll have it rearranged