Paul's gold

Fat
Hairy
Gets tourettes rarely
Nahh...
lots of tics and burps
Plenty of quirks
And...
Stretchy bear yawns
Scratches his arse
Then big belly laughs
Says 'AHH' a lot
Gets lost a lot
Eats his lunch from an old crock pot
Inspecting trees
A seep of comfrey
Nettles
A handful of petals
Yeah!..
Clicks his fingers
Surprisingly nimble
Lights up his eyes
Paul's Gold has arrived
Attitude and bio char
Kept in the back of the car
You'll go far
You big hairy bastard