Random thoughts from the hangover hammock

 
 
I wore my favorite panties last night
and I found them in the hall
this morning.
 
I have a bite mark on my ass.  
It’s my best feature.
I’d bite it.
 
Fuck, I slept in the wet spot.  
 
I made out with my best  
friend in a Waffle House  
parking lot
then we each went home and
started shit with the house dicks
 
God bless 4 a.m. house dick.
 
The fucking point of a rebound
is to bounce the pussy off something
you never care about  
 
and I keep catching feels.
 
I wonder if there’s a vaccine  
for that shit?  
 
The second I freaked out about
possibly being played
again …  
 
I realized the cure was
a body shot.
 
I don’t have the  
fortitude to drink tequila
from the waistband  
of a beautiful
Latin man
and not try to fight someone
 
Good thing I’m around.
 
I’m always up to kick my own ass.  
 
One day I’ll win.
 
But today the sky is an endless blue
and I have no direction