Awakening

God jr. was sitting at his desk
Tired of looking at silly theological-philosophical
Questions
Such as how many angels can sit on a pin
Or did Adam have a belly button
Bored
He needed action
The really bad news Lucy Fair was on his mind
He could not go there.
She would bring him down with her directly to Hell
So what
He called.  She was pleased to hear from him
They met at the Cock and Croc sports bar
A  table at  the back where, in the midst of all the noise and the haste they enjoyed a chat
God jr was obviously stressed
Under the table she put her hand on his knee
She felt something....and so did he
She led the way to one of the plush rooms above
Dim lights, four poster bed
His high morals were giving him trouble
But he was weak, too weak to resist
''Oh, Jesus'' he mumbled as Lucy Fair showed him the way
As he discovered the pleasures of Hell
And as he also discovered Paradise.