Holey Knicks!

There's a hole in my knickers
Dear liza, dear liza
There's a hole in my knickers
Dear liza, a hole
What's the problem
Dear Jemia, dear Jemia
It's simply ventilation
Jemia ventilate
It's to cold for ventlation
Dear Liza, dear Liza
It's to cold for ventilation
Dear Liza, to cold
Well get some new knickers
Dear Jemia dear Jemia
Well get some new knickers
Jemia, new knicks
But i can't afford new knickers
Dear Liza, dear Liza
I cant afford new knickers
Dear Liza i'm broke
Well use bloody gaffa tape then!
Said Liza
Slamming the door
As she left the room
Joining Polly, and Suki
For tea
But stormed out
After getting fed up
Listening to Polly, and Suki
Disputing
Who was going to take
The bloody kettle off!
Jemia meanwhile
Went to the doctors
Complaining of frostbite
In the nether regions
Somewhere near Pimlico
(don't ask!)

by Jemia