In A Cat Flap

I was wondering
Do all cats
Sit on mats
Hog fireplaces
Lick their privates
Stare, and miaow at invisible things
visit fairy realms
See in the dark
Occasionally miss the litter tray
Look disappointed
Especially when young puppies arrive
Sometimes disappear for a few days
Perhaps to visit the fairies, or a cat orgy
Never pay the rent
Bring home 'presents'
Tear furniture apart
Then sit on our knees
Purring loudly
As they discharge their fleas
Smelly farts
Their soft fur
And gentle purrs
I will always prefer cats
To curs

by Jemia