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Foxy Lady
The last occupant
Of my hutch
Has suddenly broken down
And can't be revitalised
Sayeth i, with a frown
So need money
As i Lovehoney
Depends what's in Santa's sack
Could be a claus
Or a knick knack, paddywack
(Give a dog a bone)
Who wants a passive rabbit?
Or a misplaced hare?
Better a foxy lady
With no underwear
Can't charge my rabbit
But my rabbit can charge me
It's floppy little ears
Can send me into ecstacy!
by Jemia
Of my hutch
Has suddenly broken down
And can't be revitalised
Sayeth i, with a frown
So need money
As i Lovehoney
Depends what's in Santa's sack
Could be a claus
Or a knick knack, paddywack
(Give a dog a bone)
Who wants a passive rabbit?
Or a misplaced hare?
Better a foxy lady
With no underwear
Can't charge my rabbit
But my rabbit can charge me
It's floppy little ears
Can send me into ecstacy!
by Jemia
Published 18th Dec 2022
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21st Dec 2022 1:09am
Being into classic rock, the tittle took me to Jimi Hendrix, but there is a playfulness that Jimi didn't suggest here. Something tells me you are adept at crafting puns?
21st Dec 2022 1:35am
been a fan of Jimi for over 50 years, but thankfully, this poem was just a fun pun, and the title was just playful :)
