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Cross-purposes
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Cross-purposes
I was pleased
when Reverend Spooner called me a 'shining wit!'
Now I'm peeved.
Written by
Wafflenose
(Ellie)
Published
9th Dec 2022
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Zinger
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For the Foo-Kai Zinger competition
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#funny
#misunderstood
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Re. Cross-purposes
goldenmyst
19th Dec 2022 1:16am
Your wit is inimitable. You take these encounters and make them delightful.
John
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Re: Re. Cross-purposes
Wafflenose
(Ellie)
19th Dec 2022 1:19am
Thank you! I had started to wonder if anyone was ever going to figure out the Whining Shit!
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