Grocery Store Check-Out

Hi, did you find everything ok?

Yes.  My daughter is getting some Activia.  She’ll be up here in a minute.  

Ok.

Oh, and my daughter is also getting some ground beef because we are making hamburgers tonight.

Ok.

She is also getting a bag of charcoal because we are going to grill them.

Ok.

I told her to go ahead and grab a case of Pepsi as long as she is back there.  It’s her favorite and mine!

Ok.

That reminds me, she is also getting some bottled water.  I’m getting it for the soccer team she plays on.  I’m the coach and she is the goalie.

Ok.  

She is also picking up a birthday cake from the bakery.  It’s my birthday today and I’m just too lazy to bake one myself!  Ha-ha.  You understand what I mean?

Ok.

I think she is also picking up some tampons.  She just had her first period.

Ok?

She is also getting some fish sticks.  She loves fish sticks and that’s what we’re having for dinner tomorrow.  Doesn’t that sound yummy?

Ok.

I believe she is also getting a hernia or hopefully a shopping cart to carry it all in.

Ok.  Can you move aside for a moment?  There is a customer that actually has items behind you who is ready to check out.