Breaking Up is Hard to Do

Sometimes I think back to when we were together
You flushed and flushed and I wouldn’t go away
Your toilet bowl was my home
You knew that I would never roam
Our first bond was severed our second one was better

Half of me was glued tight above the water line
You were so drunk you hadn’t put the seat down
But I had a tail that floated and spun
Life with you was so much fun
I thought I would be yours and you would always be mine

But then you started to cut me off
You peed on me instead of in the water
Your urine was the saw and I was the log
It was your bowl and I was a squatter

I’m sorry but you started to smell
If you had quit flushing I would’ve crusted over
I was having friends over
They would’ve liked me
I met someone else
Who?
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