Tha Crazy Solipsist

Dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

I think I'm goin Crazy here!

When I can't stop wonderin,

why I've got a mind,

that makes me wonder if I am blind.

I perceive sight as a kaleidoscope!

Me thinks I'm a bit outta sync,

when I go outside to stand still and contemplate how ta blink!

When you jump backwards down stairs with scissors,

Then you may talk ta me about being mental...

I don't care what you might think,

cause I am a follower of Solipsism!

Do ya know wat that means?

It means only I got a brain,

so when you call me insane,

I just sit back and play my game.