Safe Sex

Decided to spend last night with a friend
Got in this morning a little past ten
Swore up and down not to do it again
Just please allow me to make amends

Things are touch and go for a while
But staying mad isn't your style
It wasn't long before I made you smile
It really wrapped me up just like a child

Soon we're back to snuggling up
You wont go any further, that's just my luck
But the conversation was good
We found out where we stood

You wont take this and you wont stand for that
I said I'm not guilty of this and I never did that
We settled on a relationship somewhere in between
But you still needed something that bordered the extreme

At home promptly, boots off, in bed on time
Ears wide open, allowing you to release your mind
Have you been a good boy, have you been toeing the line
Then strap on your protection and get ready to grind

I needed a release of a different kind
Getting away from everything, no stress on my mind
Tonight I'll turn in early, tomorrow's a new day
Hell we'll have breakfast together, everything will be ok

Who's to say how long my slumber really lasted
But I awoke drenched in blood, knowing this was my last
She never let on, did everything with no shame
How was I to know that I'ld die for watching a fucking ball game