A Perfectly Pleasant Quickie

A perfectly pleasant quickie today
Reminded me what constitutes a good lay.

It’s not about length of the date or the dick;
It’s not about size (though it’s nice if it’s thick);
It’s not about time that we spend in a bed
Or the skills of the guy who is giving me head;
It’s not required we go for a walk
Down by the beach to have a long talk,
Or share deep commitment or love the same books;
And it certainly doesn’t depend on his looks.

I really don’t care if your stomach protrudes
So you diet, subsisting on only raw foods;
I don’t give a hoot for your past or your pets;
I only want sex without any regrets;
I just want some cock without hassle or haste,
A pleasure for which I’ve acquired the taste.

I don’t want to marry, or even to date you,
We just met online, now let me fellate you!