God Rest We Merry Gentlemen  

"Death and taxes"...bemoan the ever fearful Tories. Yet as I bask in the fading embers of Christendom's most sentimental season my mind freshly equips itself for the new year by conjoining three of the most extraordinary poems of yesteryear. The "ladies first" ideal has me wanting the gentle reader to feast their eyes on Elizabeth Barrett Browning's (1806-1861) very first of her famous "Sonnets From The Portuguese".


"I thought once how Theocritus had sung
Of the sweet years, the dear and wished for years,
Who each one in a gracious hand appears
To bear a gift for mortals, old or young:
And, as I mused it in his antique tongue,
I saw, in gradual vision through my tears,
The sweet, sad years, the melancholy years,
Those of my own life, who by turns had flung
A shadow across me. Straightway I was 'ware,
So weeping, how a mystic Shape did move
Behind me, and drew me backward by the hair;
And a voice said in mastery while I strove:-
"Guess now who holds thee?"-"Death," I said
    But there
The silver answer rang: "Not Death, but Love."


Oh how that ringing silver answer races the pulse! What timid soul could waste a precious moment fretting about the hereafter or the looming calendrical menace of April 15th after reading such a verse by a hot blooded pent up Victorian poetess? Not I. Nay, any toff worth even a tepid damn will be transfixed, mouth agape, by the vivid sauciness with which Love itself seizes Mrs. Browning's hair! No wonder Mr. Browning was so smitten! I bet they got it on big time after he read that.
    
Also, I guarantee that some of 2019 will have yours truly investigating that Theocritus chap. Just what was the deal with him? One thing always leads to another in poetry country. It is a small world and I bet I find a link between Mrs. Browning, Theocritus, and my next guest, the wonderful Ben Jonson's (1572-1637) poem...


"Though I am young, and cannot tell
Either what Death or Love is well,
Yet I have heard they both bear darts,
And both do aim at human hearts.
And then again, I have been told
Love wounds with heat, as Death with cold;
So that I fear they do but bring
Extremes to touch, and mean one thing.
As in a ruin we it call
One thing to be blown up, or fall;
Or to our endlike way may have
By a flash of lightning, or a wave;
So Love's inflamed shaft or brand
May kill as soon as Death's cold hand;
Except Love's fires the virtue have
To fright the frost out of the grave."


Here again Love is the star of the show and, like The Human Torch of comic book fame, is superpowered enough..."To fright the frost out of the grave".

Both of these poems suggest that the Grim Reaper has met his match in some fashion whenever he encounters the power of Love.

I daresay that modern laboratory based sceptic, a Dr. Buzz Kill, will no doubt call all of this a pile of sentimental drivel, yet a knowledgeable toff understands that chicks dig that sort of thing and therefore learns not only to "roll with it" but to actively promote it to an aesthetically sterile world. Sterile, I say, for having turned it's back on all sentiment when it should have at least kept up with the tastier bits of it.

At least now the toff has a purpose, perhaps best summed up by this gem of a poem by Thomas Moore (1779-1852).


"An Argument

I've oft been told by learned friars,
That wishing and the crime are one,
And Heaven punishes desires
As much as if the deed were done.
If wishing damns us, you and I
Are damned to all our heart's content;
Come, then, at least we may enjoy
Some pleasure for our punishment!"


Well that's as top notch as a New Year's Eve Champagne toast is ever apt to get! Bravo!
And so, dear reader, take the advice of this poetic collective and be sure to cheerfully embrace a robust share of wholesome sentiment before paying your taxes or perishing so that you too may defrost your grave someday.

Chin-chin!

And Happy New Year!