C.H.A.L.C.

Saturday sabbaths at St. Anger's:
birthday bubble baths for preenagers.
Mother Mary and Hermione Granger,
crayon-candles in minor/major.

Lost foraging without a pager,
Pippilotta and Penny Page are
petting "sheep" with the park ranger
and parking LOTS in the Ford Ranger.

Head-Start head, Josef Mengele,
proud all-star toddler spangler,
starts his spankings in his Wranglers
then snaps his belt like a pro angler.

Stranger danger, diaper changer;
cabbage cribbage with a crib-ager;
three wise men jingle janglers...
Baby Jesus in a Christmas manger.