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Is she a slut?
(on authentic sexual pleasure)
She is, my dear, a careful consumer.
You do not buy cars without riding them first,
and so it is when choosing cocks.
If it doesn’t crow as hard as day,
you put it back and choose again.
She is, my dear, a careful consumer.
You do not buy cars without riding them first,
and so it is when choosing cocks.
If it doesn’t crow as hard as day,
you put it back and choose again.
Published 13th Jul 2022
Author's Note
Partially inspired by Geoffrey Chaucer’s bawdy tales-in-verse, partially by a meme I saw on social media, asking what we should call a woman who “jumps” from man to man.
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13th Jul 2022 2:25pm
GOD YES! I love how well read you are. It's delicious.
This was BRILLIANT. Five lines, I laughed, I cried, I cheered, and I ran out and got a cock tattoo.
Well done.
This was BRILLIANT. Five lines, I laughed, I cried, I cheered, and I ran out and got a cock tattoo.
Well done.
13th Jul 2022 2:43pm
Thank you, Betty, your comment really warms my heart. It's always nice to meet a fellow in careful consumption of (ahem) poultry, whether male or female!
14th Jul 2022 2:36pm
Anonymous
14th Jul 2022 5:06pm
This. THIS! I want to yell "amen!"
