A Bath

Listen dude I'm straight
In Northwest California and
I'm six foot two 228 and must
Ah welcome u to my land

Your light brown hair is pretty
With thy tan skin as well
And thy eyes of gray are
Truly beautiful in thy divine excel

And u are in shape so divine
But I'm an ah thug hoodlum ah crimes
To some that's a waste of time
And the some are straight lucky dimes

These women also later go gay
Because I'm just too brutal they say
So that's why I wanna on by pass
Because u truly gone later at this laugh

U gone give that funny woman
A bath when she find out this
That u be bathing ladies also
Give me this also strong ah kiss

Because I'm gonna tell the funny
Woman who u are she's looking for u
She gave me a house for free
And never hate who I am it's true

I wanna be within too the tub
Listen all I want is your bath rub
Hey....the funny women do too
From u and now other feminine it's true

I don't know the usual talk
Of the thug but I'm not a snitch
Like these Berkeley funny women
I just wanna nice with u bath bitch

Okay listen u got me cracking up
Because funny isn't only comedian
That means they date and marry women
This to me is not something conceitian

And I respect their choice of
Of luv and tasteful ah do
They and u really want
To have a bath with me too

Yes and Kelly is my name by the way
Iceland Anorwecian and Akara are gay
And the lesbians are Lil, Ah, and
Melanie Maha like me wanna bathe