Only in the USA

So there was this young woman
Who had intercourse in a car
And was unlucky enough to get a gift of some form of STD in the process.
No, not because she had her hands on the dashboard
Or because her bum was shaking on the nice leather seat.
It certainly had to do in part with her human companion.
Yet she sued not the fellow she was with
But the insurance company of the vehicle.
Amazingly (and  with the services of a very schrewd lawyer, no doubt,)
In the end  she was awarded
FIVE POINT TWO million $$$$$$$$ .
In a manner (it seems to me) she got nailed
And the insurance company got screwed.