Parentheses and Exclamation

Parentheses and exclamation
Are punctuation that I use
When I rate eroticism
These are symbols that I use

Doesn't take imagination
To see these symbols are so good
They're emblematic of a pussy
That is waiting for some wood
(!)

The balls and cock are represented
By a simple figure eight 8
Followed by three equal === signs
With a greater > sign to mate

Put them all together
In the order I have said
And there's very little question
Of something hard that's given head
8===>

When cock and balls are on the left
with the pussy on the right
There will be a penetration
That will last throughout the night
8===>(!)

If you like this rating method
You may use them if you dare
The more you use the better
Use as many as you care
8===>(!)8===>(!)8===>(!)8===>(!)8===>(!)

Five is the highest rating, reserved for the very best
Must raise a hard erection and bring on a moistened nest