Kleeny Kleeny Kleeny

 
Now please
a little word in your ear
Don't be alarmed
and I do hope
you wont take this
the wrong way
but it's about time
someone dropped by
to give you a hand
help clean you up
before things get any worse

Take a look at the mess you've made
it's a wonder
you can still breathe at all
You were never much good
at keeping house
and from where I sit
looks like the party
got out of hand
and tried to puke its own way out

You got the heating on too high
and the bath is crammed with shit
Didn't you ever clean at all?
Something has to be done
before that smell gets any worse
When it stinks to high heaven
you know the neighbors
will use any excuse
to fly over and bust my balls

The aliens?
Just think of  them
as cleaners from a long way out of town
They got the biggest hoovers
you'll ever see in your life