Princess of the Earth

Mother nature screams,
but no one listens.
I can hear its voice in the distance.

I guess I gotta play the role of a princess.
Be like Princess Zelda
except without a vengeance.
It's like I'm the devil in a way.
I'm here to kill, steal, and destroy
and put major corporations outta business.

Money can't buy my love.
I only like the humble pretty boys.
And plastic surgery? Please.
Small boobs are a commodity.

I've been hurt too many times.
I guess you can say my big story
revolves around a boy
who put my heart in a coffin,
its four walls closing in
just like the pressure to be thin.

I just wanted this boy to love me,
but I guess I was too crazy.
Confined by society,
I was my own worst enemy.
But now, I'm breaking free,
rising up to be the princess
that people need.

I was like Zelda
in OoT
waiting for Link to come back and warn me.
Stuck up in a castle all alone
waiting by the phone
For the special text
of his return.

I don't need him to save me.
So my heart crawled out
and made it,
a girl who dared to be
the princess who saved me.