I'm Funny, She Says

I seen a lady today
Sweet were her ass cheeks
Such a gift to my sight
As I followed to catch up to she

I tapped her upon her shoulders
Her attention she gave to me
I told her my name she told me hers
Then came my casual commenting

I told her of how her hair
Of how her lips and eyes
Were an ah lemony taste
Of ah wetly color not to despise

Of to complement and even
To relax within that silky touch
And how I wish to get to
Also know of her ah much

I told her how her ah honey
Ah vanilla ah skin truly ah shines
Within the world of this heart
Of one ah wish to make her mines

And only if she approves
Of this to me ah deared ah do
To tantrically aluv her
And be of her every of asoothes

Her swivel was an avoice
Of the heat of the day
That would lead us to
Ah dance and asleep the night away

Her feet was an ah pretty
That truly of beautiful bedazzling
And as she look at me
Could she at all find me interesting

She said thy handsome is
Not for my dear atouch
Neither is my hands for
Her 7 foot tall need of luv

That she thanks me for
The complement to her give
Because she's funny and with
An ah wife with she live