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Up Sell - Part 3
Diphthong, please,
don’t encourage further purchases.
We’ve already spent
twenty thousand Orwell’s
and sixty five Verne’s
Thank you for your services.
But you’re unsympathetic to our
Financial concerns.
I beg to differ
Saving you money
Has been top of my mind
The entire time
my dogged sales perseverance
Is magnanimous not phony
An Installation of this kind
is not covered by insurance.
That said
I have one final offer
A vision, hearing upgrade.
Perfect sighted eyes
With ten iris colors included
Bundled with a new pair of ears
From the ears of celebrities molded.
And, today only, We’ll toss in
a free nose any size
Bingo! That’s perfect.
I need these enhancements.
“Why? What you have now work fine”
Oh come now
You’ve told me I’m blind
And that I don’t listen
Ten million times
The preceding is a cautionary tale
Presented by the Financial Solvency Board
Meant to demonstrate that one should avoid
Ever going shopping with their droid.
Published 14th Apr 2022
Author's Note
NaPo GloMo WriMo 2022 #13
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14th Apr 2022 2:03pm
14th Apr 2022 2:14pm
I am super chuffed, as our British pals say, that you like this piece, I had a blast writing the series. Did it maintain interest...I worried that i wasd being tedious by beating theme into the ground.
Thank you again, dear K! <3XXOO
Thank you again, dear K! <3XXOO
15th Apr 2022 5:46am
adroitly android and so well detailed..
loved the delicious dystopian dilemma much :)
nice
