Hotel Complaints

Hey, my man
Youre just jealous

Yeah thats right
youre all alone

In a hotel
On a weekday eve
 
We're in the elevator
hit stop and foreplay begins

We saw some great live bands
in a new seedy town

Got back to our room
and wanted to FUCK

Hard, loud
crazy, raw

Red lips on his dick
as he drinks his whiskey

Then the phone rings
its front desk

Said were too loud
We needed to keep quiet

So we did
I love when he covers my mouth
when we cum hard

All I can say is I hope you
at least jerked off
before complaining

And if we interrupted your porn
just shhhh and listen....