How Now, Brown Cow

I was going to give
Everyone a pink Smartie
To sweeten the night
For this creative party
But then i thought
Some may have health reasons
Where eating Smarties
Was not possible
And i really didn't
Want anyone
To end up in hospital
So i ate them all myself
And overnight
Turned into an elf
My ears went all pointy
And i shrank in size
Then spoke loads of nonsense
Which came as no surprise!
I said hi
To all my fairy friends
And farewell
To the trolls
Then ran away
When confronted by barbie dolls
I then rode on a dragon
And flew to the sky
Then turned into a mermaid
But didn't know why
I splashed around
In some kind of delirium
As i somehow ironically
Realised i couldn't swim
I changed again quickly
As i transmogrified, whilst in the sky
And was now at peace
As a big blue butterfly
But then got swallowed
By a large greedy frog
Just at the point
I turned into a catalogue
So read my own pages
They weren't very plain
As they quickly revealed
That i was possibly insane
Mad as a hatter
Or a box of frogs
Or a mad March hare
Wearing Dutch clogs
So after all that
I end up as a cloud
Quietly floating around
Peeing water
On everything below
Time to go!
Hope i don't post this on Facebook!

by Jemia