Rihanna - A proud Bajan lady; Black, mentally liberated, a self-made billionaire and a fab mother in the making!

    
By Stanley Collymore    
   
Mindboggling, but then totally    
unsurprisingly to me that so    
many of you so racist, and    
actually evidently jealous imbeciles
out there are so aggressively, and    
vitriolically triggered just because  
a woman, who is distinctly Black,    
globally well known, and clearly    
financially also - as a self-made    
billionaire - basically too, quite    
relevant for sensible  mothers    
who naturally, very practically    
plan and accordingly crucially      
deliberately, for all the rather    
genuine, and logical reasons;    
not the generally specifically    
routinely and social security,      
clear distinctly self-servingly    
motivated odiously inspired    
and so graspingly instigated    
financial ones fully indulged      
in ebulliently by each of you    
amoral and scrounging tarts    
and vilely, pathetic slappers,    
shag-happy trollops and too    
your dull, evil, dysfunctional    
males characteristically and    
do unquestionably at public    
expense; is so characteristic    
and absolutely financially of    
her very own accord, visibly    
and so delightedly enjoying    
what is, her first pregnancy.      
   
If Rihanna wants to show off her    
bump, rub, hold or talk about it      
what business is it of yours? If    
you don't like it too bad. Simply do  
move on! Since this rather asinine      
interfering, and actually, intrusive    
gatekeeping of the female's body    
is perniciously cliched, and quite    
outmodedly old. For, who really    
sensibly thinks,  what you evilly    
intellectually challenged, solely      
dimwitted Karen slappers also    
your likeminded; distinctively    
post menopausal crucially so    
dried-up, also old white slags    
or even so, their endemically      
dumb, distinctly, and readily      
keenly brainwashed, puerile    
nonwhite Useful Idiots, seek    
to crudely think in response    
to what any pregnant, Black    
female should be doing, far    
less so, when it undeniably      
depicts, her pregnant belly.    
   
Risibly, I didn't know there was    
an official handbook on child      
bump etiquette, and when I    
extensively checked to see if there  
was I actually couldn't find one. So  
do get over yourselves you clearly  
dim-witted, discernibly Daily Mail    
manipulated; evidently distinctly,    
completely evil clickbait morons.    
As your surely, characteristically      
sick, and thoroughly undeniably      
patently twisted, racist opinions    
crucially didn't carry any weight      
with effectively fitting, mentally    
liberated Bajans; and distinctly      
amongst whom our Rihanna is
honourably, key in their ranks.      
   
(C) Stanley V. Collymore    
3 February 2022.    
   
   
Author's Remarks:    
Other than being a genuinely globally recognized and a clearly talented pop star; a most categorically and skilfully astute business lady and, additionally, an assiduously, self-made billionaire; Rihanna Fenty: a characteristic Bajan who is totally mentally liberated from the barbarously egregious and rather noxiously stultifying stipulations that ingrained racist whites did for almost 400 years quite earnestly financially profited from and endeavoured to have us Blacks ignorantly and unquestionably characteristically too, so disparagingly see and believe ourselves to be of no worth whatsoever as people of colour are long gone, quite dead and most emphatically and permanently buried! And rather unmissably so amongst us Bajans  
 
But significantly as well, and actually apart from the aforementioned, our beloved Rihanna is officially a clearly distinguished and also appropriately a popularly appointed and likewise as well a largely respected and effective International Ambassador obviously for our cherished nation of Barbados. Effectively and manifestly popularly so, becoming also the 30 November 2021, the actual 55th Anniversary of our national independence as a proud nation and in coordination with our homeland after 396 continuous years as a constitutional English realm, becoming a Republic designated, was Rihanna Fenty, by Government writ and  popular national accord, a National Hero of Barbados!    
   
One of just eleven such National Heroes in Barbados' history - and Barbados' highest national award - and one of only two living recipients of that award, herself and the greatest ever cricketing all rounder in the entire history of that game, Sir Garfield Sobers.    
   
So what you deeply entrenched racist lowlifes have to say derogatorily about Rihanna, and discernibly motivated by your jealousy and racism, is of no consequence to her or any of us Bajans for that matter! For Rihanna is self-evidently and most categorically a phenomenal success in every regard; while you, her vitrioluc and lowlife detractors, are unquestionably quite pathetic, solely state benefits recipients, living usually boring, dismal lives, endemic losers!