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LIMITED TIME OFFER: CHANCE FOR AN AUTOGRAPH
Be sure to grab your copy of (...) for a chance to receive a handwritten poem as well as a personalized letter from Eglantine West. Both will be written with raw ink from a real quill and on classical-style scroll paper. Limited to the next SEVEN (of ten) people who purchase a copy (whether in paperback or in hardcover). Just send proof of purchase to my Messages along with your mailing address. MEANWHILE...for just $30 (PayPal accepted only--and offer limited to the United States), you can receive a signed copy with a personal dedication of your choosing (limited to 100 words), as well as a personalized letter and personalized poem that will not appear anywhere else (aside from DeviantArt for copyright purposes) from Eglantine West--both on classic scroll paper from raw ink with a real feather quill. I have only one copy so supplies are quite literally very limited.
Now, I understand some people may be uncomfortable giving me their mailing address for their gift(s) in regards to (...). I am pretty much just some random guy on the internet. But, I assure you, I am a professional and will keep your information confidential and then forget about it forever the second I have mailed your gifts. I won't even be putting my return address on the envelopes. They will all be from "PATIENT 2517--VATE C. CARMEN. EGLANTINE WEST." Like I said, I know how uncomfortable some people may be with giving out their address to people on the internet. But I once more wish to assure you that I am a professional and will not use your information for anything other than sending you your presents for purchasing (...).
The only reason why I am asking that you give your address to me personally is because I am an independent artist. I am my own publishing company. I don't like treating this like a business, but that precisely is what "Marten Hoyle" (outside of the art) is: A business. Maybe someday I will have a professional publishing company logo or a professional publisher to send my correspondences such as these gifts out to my readers who make the limited-quantity purchases. But for now, I am operating from my apartment. Every business starts somewhere, and if you purchase a paperback or hardcover edition of (...) you are helping an independent (and local--should you be in the same city) business grow.
I once again wish to assure you that your information is confidential and will be forgotten.
If you are one of the next SEVEN people to buy a copy of (...) there will be wilted rose petals in the wax-sealed envelope containing your personal letter and hand-written poem. The seal, unfortunately, is NOT the "Symbol of Vate" which simply is the (...) symbol. At present I do not have the funds to purchase custom wax or stamps. Remember, your poem and personalized letter will come on classic-style scroll paper, written with raw ink from a super fancy quill.
AND, nobody (as of yet) is taking me up on the REALLY good deal: If they want, they can purchase a physical copy that is in my possession. For 30 USD, I'll sign it with a personal dedication of the buyer's choosing (limited to one hundred words) along with a personalized poem that will not appear on Facebook, and personalized letter from Vate C. Carmen at Eglantine West. I only have one copy (may order more soon for the sole purpose of this deal), so...supplies quite literally are EXTEMELY limited. First come-first served. Be sure to take advantage of this fantastic deal. DEAL LIMITED SOLELY TO THE UNITED STATES. I am sorry, I just do not have the funds to ship anything internationally, and the $30 price is basically the shipping cost FOR the United States.
LIMITED TO THE NEXT SEVEN PEOPLE WHO PURCHAE A PAPERBACK OR HARDCOVER EDITION OF (...) AND ALSO (once again reminding you) OFFER IS LIMITED TO THE UNITED STATES.
Here, once more, is the link to (...).
https://www.amazon.com/Marten-Hoyle/dp/B09P4FMDCK/ref=sr_1_1?crid=1VTKQPZC0H5O3&keywords=marten+hoyle&qid=1642786442&sprefix=Marten+Hoyle%2Caps%2C231&sr=8-1
I eagerly await sending out these gifts. If you do purchase a copy of (...) in paperback or hardcover, please send proof-of-purchase before sending your mailing address.
--Vate C. Carmen
(2517)
Eglantine West.
Now, I understand some people may be uncomfortable giving me their mailing address for their gift(s) in regards to (...). I am pretty much just some random guy on the internet. But, I assure you, I am a professional and will keep your information confidential and then forget about it forever the second I have mailed your gifts. I won't even be putting my return address on the envelopes. They will all be from "PATIENT 2517--VATE C. CARMEN. EGLANTINE WEST." Like I said, I know how uncomfortable some people may be with giving out their address to people on the internet. But I once more wish to assure you that I am a professional and will not use your information for anything other than sending you your presents for purchasing (...).
The only reason why I am asking that you give your address to me personally is because I am an independent artist. I am my own publishing company. I don't like treating this like a business, but that precisely is what "Marten Hoyle" (outside of the art) is: A business. Maybe someday I will have a professional publishing company logo or a professional publisher to send my correspondences such as these gifts out to my readers who make the limited-quantity purchases. But for now, I am operating from my apartment. Every business starts somewhere, and if you purchase a paperback or hardcover edition of (...) you are helping an independent (and local--should you be in the same city) business grow.
I once again wish to assure you that your information is confidential and will be forgotten.
If you are one of the next SEVEN people to buy a copy of (...) there will be wilted rose petals in the wax-sealed envelope containing your personal letter and hand-written poem. The seal, unfortunately, is NOT the "Symbol of Vate" which simply is the (...) symbol. At present I do not have the funds to purchase custom wax or stamps. Remember, your poem and personalized letter will come on classic-style scroll paper, written with raw ink from a super fancy quill.
AND, nobody (as of yet) is taking me up on the REALLY good deal: If they want, they can purchase a physical copy that is in my possession. For 30 USD, I'll sign it with a personal dedication of the buyer's choosing (limited to one hundred words) along with a personalized poem that will not appear on Facebook, and personalized letter from Vate C. Carmen at Eglantine West. I only have one copy (may order more soon for the sole purpose of this deal), so...supplies quite literally are EXTEMELY limited. First come-first served. Be sure to take advantage of this fantastic deal. DEAL LIMITED SOLELY TO THE UNITED STATES. I am sorry, I just do not have the funds to ship anything internationally, and the $30 price is basically the shipping cost FOR the United States.
LIMITED TO THE NEXT SEVEN PEOPLE WHO PURCHAE A PAPERBACK OR HARDCOVER EDITION OF (...) AND ALSO (once again reminding you) OFFER IS LIMITED TO THE UNITED STATES.
Here, once more, is the link to (...).
https://www.amazon.com/Marten-Hoyle/dp/B09P4FMDCK/ref=sr_1_1?crid=1VTKQPZC0H5O3&keywords=marten+hoyle&qid=1642786442&sprefix=Marten+Hoyle%2Caps%2C231&sr=8-1
I eagerly await sending out these gifts. If you do purchase a copy of (...) in paperback or hardcover, please send proof-of-purchase before sending your mailing address.
--Vate C. Carmen
(2517)
Eglantine West.
Published 21st Jan 2022
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