Bigfoot and I at Lunchtime (Poetry Competition)

Bigfoot and I had been walking down the street
We licked our lips as we saw that pretty kitty
Covered with silky fur
We were just itching to get her
And as we would get closer, the damn thing would run like a pussy 

So we got a pretty ribbon, and tied it around something shiny 
Shaking it, And placing it to where she could see it, but not find me
She's just playing away 
Unaware that she's been our prey 
I grabbed the thing by its footsie 

She writhed and scratched
But Bigfoot we've got this cat 
Now it's time for lunch 
And just from the hunch
Bigfoot had gave me, we're going to role her up like a tootsie 

So when we are all finished 
Our bellies full, we look around for tomorrow's dish-list 
Licking our chops 
We now begin to yawn 
And look for a place to sleep