A rub bum de bum dum (that’s home to me)

A rub bum de bum dum (that’s home to me)
Home diddle diddle da dum diddle smee
Home again
Home again
Home again
Gompf
My home is agin me
Everyone sing!!!

Now the heater is broke
And the stove’s on the fritz
And I owe 500 dollars
To Fran Lebowitz
But what I’ve got to offer
I give out for free
A rub bum de bum dum
that’s home to me

A rub bum de bum dum
that’s home to me
A rub bum de bum dum
that’s home to me
Blinky blinky blinky blinky
That’s home to me

Crabcakes and surgery
That’s home to me
Hand guns and perjury
That’s home to me
Cadavers in nurseries
That’s home to me
A rub bum de bum dum
that’s home to me

So take off your bathing suit
Jump in the tub
And shake a few tail feathers
A rub a dub dub
A rub a dub dub a dub bum a dundee
A rub bum de bum dum
that’s home to me

A rub bum de bum dum
that’s home to me
A rub bum de bum dum
that’s home to me