Anglican Pagan

Warning  
Multiple triggers possible  
Please cover your ears & or leave  
I apologize:  
For being happy  
A sin in the Woke religion  
Where misery, suffering & victim-hood are mandated  
Yes I’m a heretic  
And guilty of thought crime  
Sorry Big Brother, sorry Big Sister  
Sorry Cancel Culture, sorry Black Lives Matter  
Sorry LGBTQI Plus-Plus-Kiss-Kiss-Bang-Bang  
Sorry Twitter trolls, sorry ANTIFA  
Sorry Anti-vaccine communities, sorry Eco-warriors  
Confession:  
I’m Anglican Pagan  
Confession:  
I’m a Lesbian trapped in a man’s body  
So if there are any Lesbians out there  
Trapped in women’s bodies  
Looking for somewhat similar but different  
I am available  
Don’t worry  
There will of course be no touching  
Or sexual language  
I respect your right to sterility  
But I am available  
And I am happy despite my sorrow because  
Almost all of the love astrology podcasts are saying  
I will meet my soul mate  
So I’ve been preparing  
Watching the dating tips podcasts  
I now know about ‘high-value’ women  
Noting that under Woke Law biology is banned  
But I am a heretic as mentioned  
However I now know what to & what not to say  
And when to and when not to say it  
This is hard for a heretic like me  
Particularly when added to my natural hermit status  
And resulting social etiquette deficiencies  
Note how I’m showing my vulnerability  
This is supposed to be a dead set turn on  
For prospective love interests  
I have tried this approach with the Cam-Girls  
And they seemed to really appreciate it  
Particularly when I acknowledged their beauty  
And proved my sincerity  
With more than a few gold tokens  
Doing my part for world wealth redistribution  
Such nice girls  
Though a little bit naughty  
This is probably not allowed under Woke Law  
But as stated  
I am a heretic  
And Anglican Pagan  
Yet despite and in support of  
I should also apologize  
For the mixed metaphors  
A truly heinous crime  
According to the gatekeepers of poetry  
Except of course for  
Woke get out of jail free card holders  
Because those prisoners do deserve a second chance  
Unless they’re Me-Too offenders  
Then they deserve the full two minutes of hate!