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A Salt, And Flattery

A salt, and a pepper pots
Once had an affair
One got pregnant, up the duff
During this curious kind of love

A medical person
Of much reknown
"A condiment would of been a help
To prevent the birth, of a baby whelp

The pepper
Was charged with a salt
Both were to blame
As they hadn't played the condiment game

by Jemia
Written by missjem56 (Jemia de Blondeville)
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