Revenge of the Smashing Pumpkins

 
It’s the revenge of the smashing pumpkins
Feel the wrath of the bashing pumpkins
Beware of their rage when they come to attack
They’ve been stabbed and sliced and carved  
They’ve been smashed and thrown and scarred
And now, it’s time for some payback
 
You thought killer tomatoes were scary
Smashing pumpkins will murder very merry
They rush and squash people right on cue
They may say they like you (orange crush)
But they’ll bash brains and turn ‘em to mush
Then they might just make a pie out of you
 
Run for your lives, the pumpkins are marching!
Saves your selves, the pumpkins are charging!
Entire neighborhoods are set off in ablaze
First they attacked a farmers market deluxe
Then they smelled their kin at the starbucks
And now they’re serving human spice lattes
 
There is chaos and mayhem all over the streets
Pumpkins run over anyone who trick or treats
The city in coming to a complete disarray
Gun nuts thought they could shoot from afar
While the pacifists laughed hardy har har
But the pumpkins took them all down anyway
 
The giant smashing pumpkins have declared war
People are lying on the streets dead on the floor
It’s retribution for all those that were sculpt
They roll over citizens and swallow them up
They bowl over bodies then throw them up
Oh the horror, the seeds, the gushy mushy pulp
 
So this Halloween beware of who’s at the door
The squishy sounds may be a thing of gore
They’re going out on a human eating binge
This is nothing like man has ever handled
You can guess where they’ll stick those candles
The smashing pumpkins are here for revenge
 
The horror…
 
Coming to a town near you