some guy decided to rhyme (one of the greatest wastes of time) [might be edited, expanded, shortened]

my time is wasted, yours is still up to you      
        
‣ don't categorize this O̲nset as a boast  
‣ but, next to some triflin' social nE̲twork posts  
‣ that length-wI̲se are like a pair of shorts  
‣ from attires O̲f can-shakin' girls    
‣ or ones that gyre on a metal pole  
‣ this HIGHLY JOYFUL blend of words  
‣ is kind of an extension cord (what?); hence, if your  
‣ ceilin' is readin' them posts  
‣ or if you're simply a kiddie, get lo[ɒ]st  
‣ like somebody a[ɑ]fter donnin' headphones  
‣ do a runner like in sled sports  
‣ a little bit outta 𝒹ℴ𝓈 with 𝓉𝓇ℯ𝓈 O's [2000]  
‣ which is the number of the next words  
[just letting you know, maybe it would scare you away]  
‣ come with a vengeance like I am Shady  
[the one who's Slim]  
‣ that's why a couple of ways ta describe what's takin'  
‣ place (and your time) are a rhyme inundation with a[ɑ]mmo-sprayin'  
[but I guess you "aren't really surprised at that"]  
‣ like a damn cleric since I'm at makin'  
‣ mY̲ pieces ma[e]rried; it's like a weddin'  
‣ so, if you still haven't absqua[ɑ]tulated & are go[ɑ]nna make it  
‣ through this flood of letters to the final sentence  
‣ sto[ɑ]ck up on patience is my suggestion (for you)  
‣ might as well get a go[ɑ]ddamn MA̲E̲ West  
[need Joe Budden here with his "you have rhymed a bunch of words"]  
‣ no prizes for guessin' politeness ain't present  
‣ 𝗟𝗔[ɑ]𝗖𝗞 good intentions like 𝗩𝗜𝗢𝗟𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗩𝗘  
‣ 𝗢𝗡𝗘𝗦 𝗽𝘂𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝗣𝗟𝗔𝗖𝗘𝗦 𝗪𝗛𝗢𝗦𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗩𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗘 𝗜𝗦 𝗦𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗜𝗡'  
‣ 𝗕𝗘𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗗-𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗦 𝗩𝗔𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗦  
[US Eng "lock"]  
‣ oh, & there's somethin' else the  
‣ rhyme-arranger has go[ɑ]tta mention     
‣ like some Russian placeman  
[got a mansion]  
‣ seizin' this occasion, would like to give tha[e]nks ta  
‣ Em & Kelly provided me with some inspiration  
[Eminem; Machine Gun Kelly]  
‣ enough with the preparation  
‣ it's about time to shift to the narration  
[still here and not going to abandon it?]  
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‣ erstwhile one typical child, where the features implied  
‣ are "witless" & "wild", went through hell & nearly flatlined  
‣ maybe on my way from bein' alive  
‣ took place somethin' like "access denied"  
‣ or perhaps the figure disguised  
‣ in black & wieldin' a scythe  
‣ havin' seen me, was like:  
‣ "it is too early for you, nipper, besides  
‣ you've done nix to deserve it, so you're finna survive"     
‣ joke-cra[ɑ]ckin' regardin'  
‣ the fa[ɑ]ct that in the pa[ɑ]st, he nigh ca[ɑ]shed in  
‣ his chips a[ɑ]s if it's somethin'  
‣ to lau[ɑ]gh at, like a jA̲[ɑ]cka** that's fine with  
‣ wi[ɪ]ndin' up in a ca[ɑ]sket, like life is  
‣ a thing which can be acquired  
‣ I'm not the only one of such kind, am I❓  
‣ should be grateful since was rescued  
‣ should appreciate & take pleasure in life  
‣ but it seems that could-be-fatal thing I wE̲nt through  
‣ isn't enough for me to│bE̲ this way;│I'ma set that aside    
‣ despite the told in them funereal lines  
‣ I'm totally no[ɑ]t set to die (no way)  
‣ unless the thing is locks-wise  
[dye]  
‣ hopefully, the la[ɑ]st days of mine  
‣ are a mind-blowingly long way from nigh  
‣ but what an iro[ɑ]nic cloud's gon' get rainin' [get training]  
‣ bo[ɑ]mbshells stuff; time  
‣ the thought that I'm runnin' out of this brakele[ɪ]ss [breakless]  
‣ companion of life, which is jo[ɑ]lly elatin'  
[the thought]  
‣ that b*tch was pO̲[ɑ]ppin' in lately  
‣ hunted me down like a scent hound!  
[told you I'll make some irony]; ["don't grow up, it's a trap"]  
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‣ had more of such kind of co[ɑ]ntent, yet now  
‣ that sh*t's cut the hell out  
‣ like them pro[ɑ]sts/tarts that were found  
‣ inside & around the WhI̲techapel grounds  
‣ aside from po[ɑ]lishin' up  
‣ like what's done to beautiful cars  
‣ don't see a more a[ɑ]pposite o[ɑ]pt.  
‣ of what to do with these bars  
‣ I've gO̲[ɑ]t than to dro[ɑ]p  
‣ even though they don't look to be bo[ɑ]mbs  
‣ and... (and that's where I flub)  
‣ but given the dark as night appa[e]rel  
‣ O̲f which I'm a wearer  
‣ and that my skull is like a bA̲[e]rrage  
‣ unit, I'm a walkin' pirate vessel  
‣ and the thought I'm tryna lE̲t off  
‣ out of my damn ba[e]rrel  
‣ though it's quite appa[e]rent [a parrot]  
‣ like a shoulder-occupyin' ma[e]rrow  
‣ is as long as lyrical stuff is no[ɑ]t on  
‣ a track, it, similarly to a train  
‣ that's in similar sta[ɑ]tus, doesn't  
‣ differ much from│bE̲in' of zip│use or vain  
‣ a tra[ɑ]ck, why don't I mA̲ke one?  
‣ oh, you know, I'm like a groupie/rookie nE̲w biz. [newbies]  
[couldn't decide which one to choose, so it's up to you]  
‣ of which is runnin' a large-sized corporation  
‣ but regardin' producin'/cookin' music  
‣ but not that I've taken a run at tha[ɑ]t  
‣ additionally, due to my Eng. la[ɑ]ng.  
‣ proficiency which I def. la[ɑ]ck  
‣ I would nO̲[ɑ]t say I can speak fine enough, much less ra[ɑ]p  
[but not that I want to rap]  
‣ wait, think I'm ca[ɑ]tchin' somethin'  
‣ seems like sa[ɑ]vage lau[ɑ]ghin' (all the way to the bank) [get it?]  
‣ while lyrically, I pro[ɑ]b'ly ha[ɑ]ve a go[ɑ]b of cra[ɑ]p  
‣ like some █oli█ical h█gh mucky-m█ck  
‣ about to ya[ɑ]k a bu█ch of cla[ɑ]p–tra[ɑ]p  
[a small puzzle for you]  
‣ nah, politics is quite a qua[ɑ]g  
‣ and not my thing ta get plunged I̲nto    
‣ so I'm not finna any deeper  
‣ a walkin' flo[ɑ]p, pathetic, wa[ɑ]ck  
‣ as... the "T&DVE" "DMITTE" squa[ɑ]d's bad luck  
["Tucker & Dale vs. Evil"; "didn't make it to the end"]  
‣ had go[ɑ]tten sla[ɑ]pped by a mental self-atta[ɑ]ck  
‣ soon after gO̲[ɑ]t up, but  
‣ no[ɑ]t the slightest ta[ɑ]d of bein' perplexed or sho[ɑ]cked  
‣ cool as somebO̲[ɑ]dy bo[ɑ]xed  
[dead people are pretty cool, if you know what I mean]  
‣ yet that doesn't change a pro[ɑ]blem: I might sna[ɑ]p  
‣ like an inflated bubble gum might po[ɑ]p  
‣ outcomes?  
‣ not worldwide unforgettable  
‣ like the "after Thanos" ones  
‣ although mI̲ght be regrettable  
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‣ nah, the rhymer's not 𝓁ℴ𝒸ℴ  
[nut]  
‣ unlike them rail-slidin' steamblowers (locomotives)  
‣ except that a mite a sleepwa[ɔ]lker  
‣ so, havin' thY̲self nigh to[–]wards him  
‣ at the time he has rolled in  
‣ it's better to bear inso[ɑ]mnia or be  
‣ with your E̲Y̲E̲s peeled like girls seen  
‣ on the sides of "Playboy" zines  
‣ as much of a ta[ɔ]lker as this troublesome work or  
‣ the Jared Leto type of the Joker is on point  
‣ like Deadshot with a sto[ɑ]ck to his shoulder  
‣ once he's go[ɑ]t a hit order, or no[ɑ]t mediocre  
‣ comparin' the fI̲rst one with Em's "CampA̲I̲gn Speech" verse &  
‣ that jester in purple with Heath Ledger's version  
‣ do you know what that is? a foursome  
[apart from Deadshot, of course]  
["that was f*cking stupid..."]  
‣ A̲lthough, in terms of co[ɑ]ntent invo[ɒ]lvedness  
‣ next to somethin' from Marshall, mY̲ text is nO̲-frills  
‣ it's a trifle, recognizin' that there are vau[ɔ]ltfuls  
‣ of mumble rap & pop au[ɔ]thors  
‣ roughly revertin' to the guy skippin' o[ɔ]ff with  
‣ your time, someone you'll pro[ɑ]b'ly never meet in person  
‣ THE LIFE OF THE PARTY, HELLA FRICKIN' AWE[ɔ]SOME  
‣ a VASTLY GOOD self-review!  
‣ though there are some worthier attributes of mine too  
‣ bein' not much over 18, I'm sober & clean (have A̲lways been)  
‣ I̲ don't give... a slU̲g or clip 'bout whA̲t you think  
‣ regA̲rdin' it & what you're abO̲U̲t to think  
‣ but I̲ believe sobriety is qU̲I̲te a thing to be prO̲U̲d of in  
‣ twenty nI̲neteen; in reality, my blO̲O̲dy ears  
[the "2019" sentence is written in 2019]  
‣ haven't even heard how gO̲[ɑ]blets clink  
‣ when it cO̲mes to "cheers"  
‣ only when that stU̲ff was seen [scene]  
‣ on the screen; yep, certainly no[ɑ]t one who's  
‣ fine with takin' smO̲kin' sh*t, drugs, & booze  
‣ fO̲r it gives nothin' good  
‣ if you're in disagreement with this opinion  
‣ for you, I have the bird sent to/pU̲t into the skies [get it?]  
‣ like what's done at weddings/funerals sometimes  
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‣ come to think of it, this whole world is wonderful, lovely  
‣ once you sink I̲nto it, feelin' bored is somethin' unlikely  
‣ just imagine some of its fillings [feelings]  
‣ woman-beatin', rapists, freedoms abuses, dope production & -dealin'  
‣ people human-eatin', racists, mass shootings, other so indis–  
‣ –pensable violence & killings  
‣ US PEACE OFFicers [piss]  
‣ twistin' those guys' A̲rms to ge[ɪ]t  
‣ 'em to read somethin' that's on hO̲w to deal  
[rede]  
‣ with non-threatenin' ones pro[ɑ]perly  
‣ perhA̲ps would be quite sO̲U̲nd to fill  
‣ lA̲pses bet–ween spans of tI̲me in which they're projE̲ctin' lead  
‣ or exercI̲sin' in some "breathtA̲king" sh*t  
‣ not that vI̲ral thing brought by K.C. Reeves  
‣ knockO̲U̲t as re–gards protE̲ctin' peeps  
[guards]  
‣ call it attacops (attack ops)  
[guess what's in common with them and people writing diss raps; both like taking shots]  
‣ as regards the 5-O in the country that's grown  
‣ too co[ɑ]cky like clothes  
[khaki]  
‣ it's made from pretty much the same mold/dough  
‣ a boot in the belly retributed for gettin'  
‣ in the way a group of 'em's headin'  
‣ not addin' fuel when protestin'  
‣ still, they have their clubs operatin' like venU̲E̲s to attend if/when  
‣ you fancy dance music & bevvies  
‣ dO̲n't get it twisted, A̲lthough, to mE̲, it  
‣ seems the most realistic  
‣ way for you to get some bA̲lls is to visit  
‣ a store sellin' sportin' equipment  
‣ but their main undertakin'  
‣ is perhaps case-fabricatin'  
‣ like one containin' your raiment  
‣ that you take on vacation  
‣ combin' thrO̲U̲gh social netwO̲rks ta  
‣ capture another commE̲nter  
‣ "ruthless" like a roadster  
[roofless]  
‣ a lifehack for pullin' off a quota  
‣ to acquire some cheddar  
‣ on tO̲[ɑ]p of 'em there are terrorists  
‣ prone to drO̲[ɑ]ppin in with their bA̲[e]ngin' gifts  
‣ pro[ɑ]bably one of the wE̲ttest dreams...  
‣ of patientless psychiatrists & psychotherapists  
‣ bar that witch-hU̲ntin' piece of the e[ɛ]x–  
‣ –pressed; somebody rhymes, cooks beats, does what helps  
‣ ones in need; sO̲mebody's like obsessed  
‣ with kinds of things O̲U̲t of which there's that mess  
‣ this blue mA̲rble is a wasp nest  
‣ inasmU̲ch as each one's possessed  
‣ of a lO̲[ɑ]t of pricks to distress  
‣ somebody's hind-end  
[also: "hornet's nest"; "pain in the..."]  
‣ some mI̲ght think, why am I so negative?  
‣ it's a blood tY̲pe thing [get it?]; plus, arrived a pessimist  
‣ but thrustin' puns aside, no[ɑ]t jestingly  
‣ guess that is a way sO̲mebody just tE̲nds to be  
‣ and in this bar-dumpin', I ain't nigh the E̲nd of it  
[to all the positive ones out there, do you ever take off your "pyrovision goggles"?]  
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‣ referrin' to things skewin' normality        
‣ here's one occurrence from this screwed-up reality        
‣ turnin' into that kind a[ɔ]lso partially        
‣ owin' to sh*t stI̲rrin' up in virtuality        
‣ a non-detrimental young belle        
‣ did away with herself        
‣ thanks to a key-presser brigade        
‣ that, bein' online, wE̲nt off the chain        
‣ havin' bitten her by way of a range        
‣ of offensive things said        
‣ another one 𝗕𝗨𝗟𝗟𝗬𝗜𝗡'-𝗟𝗘𝗗 𝗧𝗢 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗚𝗥𝗔𝗩𝗘        
‣ effin' insane...        
[some people remain the same, some things take place over and over again; getting the connection?]        
‣ can't help but arrange        
‣ a stanza addressin' the case        
‣ and gettin' revenge on them ca[ɑ]ds, reprobates        
‣ that are gonna ca[ɑ]tch it like blade        
‣ ca[ɑ]sted/darted they way 'cause I'm ra[ɑ]ther awake [a wake]        
[by the way, recognizing the rhyme pattern? probably not]        
‣ servin' up some guidance        
‣ on how to dispose of them unkI̲nd ones        
‣ ga[ɑ]g the pieholes to ge[ɪ]t 'em quiet        
‣ like a bO̲neyard keeper's nI̲ght shift        
‣ because their rea[ɑ]ctions to what's on the horizon        
‣ would be exa[ɑ]ctly the opposite of silence        
‣ begin the show of impoliteness        
‣ with the finger bones, familiarize 'em with a pI̲pe wrench        
‣ to inflame the fire        
‣ the fingers meet a fI̲ne-edged kitchen knife &        
‣ 𝒶𝓈 𝓁𝒾́𝓃ℊ𝓊𝒶𝓈 meet a pair of jewelry-makin' pliers        
[pare]        
‣ each member belongin' to the fleshly parties gets coerced        
‣ into one-time, though to-be-engraved-on-mind intercourse        
‣ in the course of which they E̲nd up bloody divorced        
‣ in connection with the bo[ɑ]dies, like a wife & a husband        
[bodice]        
[a wicked end of relationships, on a rewardingly and wicked low note ← slang is used]        
‣ havin' go[ɑ]tten 'em trU̲ssed up        
‣ dro[ɑ]p 'em off by a railroad & await the arrival        
‣ of a train like a part of a bride-to-be garment        
[apart]        
‣ once one gets close, lay 'em on the rails in the style of        
‣ Leoni[aɪ]das, "300"        
‣ wherea[ɑ]fter there go their operational cycles        
‣ it's a wrap like a bag wontly linin' a trA̲[ɑ]sh bin        
‣ which is somethin' to o[ɑ]pt for to pA̲[ɑ]ck up        
‣ what's left of the slI̲meballs        
‣ if such measures were rightful        
‣ R.I.P. to August Ames        
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‣ I might be no[ɑ]t of this world        
‣ don't even have a go[ɑ]ddamn smartphO̲ne        
‣ some bimbo-po[ɑ]sitive girl        
[pick some another offensive adjective]        
‣ most likely wa[ɑ]nts to the bone        
‣ plus, to count pictures of me        
‣ taken in the last several yea[ɪ]rs by my will        
‣ fingers would be        
‣ needless like the ones that are owned        
‣ by the maltreaters whose wrists        
‣ I've slapped with my previous schemes        
‣ there's zilch of them pics        
‣ as the thing with that sh*t's        
‣ that I simply don't see much meanin' of it        
[don't even think about reading "you've" in the next line as "you have", it ruins the rhyme scheme]        
‣ know what you might be thinkin', you've missed        
‣ if you have chalked that up to my visuals, prick/b*tch        
‣ keepin' the talk on the theme of digital things        
‣ and revertin'        
‣ to not havin' a smart dog & bO̲ne, ex–        
‣ –cept the one that's not workin'        
‣ if the first thought of Y̲O̲U̲rs is        
‣ that's for I can't afford it        
‣ meet a piece of nE̲ws, which [piss off; new switch]        
‣ is that you're all wet like streets when it is pourin'        
‣ you're deluded (yeah), if not even stupid        
‣ I'm just not like: "I really need it, wa[ɒ]nt it"        
‣ guess there's not much need for mE̲ to use it        
‣ while, like some within-a-church/kirk sh*t        
‣ them digi. toolkits        
‣ are nearly bein' worshipped        
‣ a new religion loomin'        
‣ somebody, help them a[ɑ]ddicts        
‣ whose smartphones seem like        
‣ extensions of their bo[ɑ]dies        
‣ whose eyeba[ɔ]lls get stuck        
‣ on the displays like on a jelly's a[ɑ]ssets        
‣ still, like they got attra[ɑ]cted by a goddamn ma[ɑ]gnet        
[steel]        
‣ plus, the way today's people a[ɑ]ct        
‣ when somethin' thrillin' is ha[ɑ]ppenin'        
‣ I'm merely statin' a fa[ɑ]ct        
["I had Wembley Stadium packed"; sorry, got distracted again]        
‣ they're on some paparazzi sh*t - filmin' & snA̲[ɑ]ppin' it        
‣ when some geek is gettin' his butt        
‣ kicked by some prick he's unwillingly scrA̲[ɑ]ppin' with        
‣ then they go to a social nE̲twork & just        
‣ opportunistically drO̲[ɑ]p the sh*t        
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‣ have been listenin' tO̲ some rhyme-spittin'        
‣ havin' had little to pU̲t my time I̲nto        
‣ that's what set the scE̲ne for this fU̲tile ℯ𝓈𝒸𝓇𝒾𝓉𝒶        
‣ (but it's still not a [w]rap)        
‣ speakin' of which, maybe I̲ de-emphasize it        
‣ and this is a reach, nonetheless what I̲ think        
‣ is that it turned out kind of unexcitin' (yep, self-criticizin')        
‣ what is the pro[ɑ]blem? O̲ne thing that I̲ can        
‣ say for certain is I̲ went prI̲ma[–]rily for rhymin'        
[hence the title "some guy decided to rhyme"]        
‣ in part becau[ɔ]se I, of course, lack in terms        
‣ of plays on words & metaphors        
‣ but/yet suppose it could have been worse        
‣ at least, no sentence goes with a senseless boast        
‣ about wealth & hoes, or about sellin' dope        
‣ and gettin' stoned, which, as well as those        
‣ seem to be what among today's listeners flies the most        
‣ if that's sta[eɪ]tus quo, "Mayday, go–        
‣ –in' down" is what the time's come for        
‣ in other words, that plainly blows        
[planely]        
‣ like that Hellfire vrou        
‣ and it seems the nobo[ɑ]dy has kinda a thing for "iing" [eyeing]        
‣ but it has nada to do with wa[ɑ]tchin'        
‣ after a[ɑ]ll the indited        
‣ someone else woulda pro[ɑ]bably wondered/been likely to wonder:        
‣ "why do not I̲ be–come a songwriter?"        
‣ funny or no[ɑ]t, but jo[ɑ]lly iro[ɑ]nic        
‣ find the 'bove o[ɑ]ption highly unlikely        
‣ wa[ɑ]nnabe rhymer, time-squa[ɑ]nderin' idler        
‣ you must be a little bit [beat]        
‣ if no[ɑ]t even pretty, sick        
‣ of receivin' the sh*t of mine or E̲ven just seein' it        
‣ well, this lyrical binge, despite not succeedin' at killin' it        
‣ I'm fixin' to finish it        
‣ like an "MK" participant's I̲n this b*tch        
["Mortal Kombat"]        
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‣ if you've made it to these words        
‣ give a few seconds of applau[ɔ]se        
‣ not to me, to yourself, of course        
‣ the precious time of yours        
‣ is wasted like a pers.        
‣ in the wake of a lot of drinks; it's an L; 𝒶𝒹𝒾ℴ́𝓈        
[a knell]