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Sleep Pissing
Is sleep peeing a thing?
I'm just asking
... for a friend
That was on weekend
With a dude she didn't know
And she woke
... to him pissing on her dresser.
Again.
Just asking for a friend ;)
I'm just asking
... for a friend
That was on weekend
With a dude she didn't know
And she woke
... to him pissing on her dresser.
Again.
Just asking for a friend ;)
Published 10th Aug 2021
Author's Note
Like 2 inches from my sleeping head, as I wake to wet sounds, his eyes are closed and hes mumbling. I think he woke up when I picked him up and chucked him side first down the stairs. I'm just wondering. Piss drunk, or awake and marking? It's just. This isn't the first time.
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10th Aug 2021 7:48am
He probably didn't know the way to the bathroom and got fooled by the mirror. One sexual disaster I have not heard of.
10th Aug 2021 8:14am
Haha well I can understand that. But still. I like mine house broken and I've never pissed on someone's floor, no matter how piss drunk ;) I'm Cuban, if you can't find the bathroom you find a bush.
29th Aug 2021 9:49am
Totally agree... Piss drunk is no excuse... Yes on the bush. or even a squirrel frolicking in the forrest... just now in the house on the floor by a lady's head.
13th Sep 2021 2:00am
It's the sound and smell that I still remember as triggers to my immediate conciousness lol. Thanks for the input, I've debated this nasty ass concept with so many peeps and I keep getting mixed answers
