#2 Serial killer references for life's issues

All your life you wanted to communicate with pets
Hear the rabbits dreams
Learn how the hamster feels
Chat with the local stray cats
Debate with pet shop snakes
Imagine all the wonderful conversations at the zoo
Gossip with creatures large and small
You envied Dr Dolittle who called talk to animals
One other infamous man the so called Son of Sam
Is either mad or has this amazing skill
He claims to have heard beyond woof woof from the neighbours dog
Didn't work out too great for all involved
So just take the dog for a walk
Fill the food bowls
Change the cages
Fuss the cats
Offer to play and the occasional snack
Notice body language and facial expressions
You do not need verbal communication to questions
Please treat animals with respect
If you talk to the wrong creature people could end up dead and if they answer there is probably something seriously wrong in your head.