All Work No Play

Black silk stocking on long legged lasses
secretaries wearing horn-rimmed glasses
Business blouses containing c cup breasts
Heavenly hair bound back with barrettes
That was the office back in the day
Before woman's lib came into play
Stopped up the fun that could be done
couldn't even call her hon
Some they took it straight to heart
While others quite enjoyed their part
Now they would flirt and taunt and tease
so they could do just what they pleased
And if the boss got just a bit too fresh
They had a charge that they could press
All that they would have to do
is cry HARASSMENT BOO HOO HOO
If true harassment then that's OK
Those S O Bs should have to pay
But of those gals who just cry wolf
I've just about had enough
 It's good to have a nice good girl
 one who understands the world
 One that's sure of who she is
 And enjoys being in the biz
Who can take a tease and flirt
Knowing that it's not meant to hurt
Because all work and no play
Becomes one helluva boring day