Party Trasha

Hello, I've come as the vicar
My goodness
is that the queue for the loo
please excuse me while I pee over here

May I hijack your music
and put on Nirvana
I like to give all the neighbors
a proper chance to hear

Was that an expensive picture
but I think the frame suits you better
Your sister's knickers look great
on the top of my head, don't they

I'm sorry I punched your brother
but he accused me
of strangling the cat
He's asleep in the garden pond
but don't worry
we wont forget to wake him up
when I serve the curry later on

I found this paint in the shed
which I think is just the right shade of pink
to add color to all your cocktails
There's nothing like a drunken
romantic shag in public is there

Anyone's bum I didn't pinch yet
I see someone's puked in the wardrobe
good job it's only your Mom's clothes

I hope you don't mind
but I called the fire brigade
from your cell phone
Ah yes, I can hear the sirens now
quite quick really

Leave?
Oh no, I like to be last
I never go home
not till everyone's dead