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The Magic Mushrooms
A New Story Begins
Pg 1
I was the first witch to notice the magic mushrooms where missing from the apothecary garden, which btw, belongs to The Deepunderground Castle. Located in an undisclosed location in the United Kingdom. Only writers of the underground are welcome here.
Upon further inspection I unluckily slipped into
a big steaming pile of Troll-Poop! Damnit___really?!
“For the love of cheesecake!” I should’ve known better,
I mean, it is springtime after all and that’s when the trolls are at their nastiest best!
Upon getting up and out of the troll poop I could
hear voices approaching, they sound familiar.
Oh hey there, I started to laugh with embarrassment, hey hey Zazzles, said Bluevelvete, and Goldenmyst “Let me help you with that Zazz” —Blue, whipped out her wand and poof! poop be gone! Thanks Blue, “you’re welcome.”
I see the trolls are at it again, said Goldenmyst.
Yes I’m afraid so I said. Hey? I was wondering, has anyone noticed anything weird, like, where’s all the magic mushrooms ? I need some for the Spring fling this year.
We all took a long look around, —ah yes, right, “I see what you mean Zazzles,” said a male voice behind me I did not recognize.
To be continued ...
Pg 1
I was the first witch to notice the magic mushrooms where missing from the apothecary garden, which btw, belongs to The Deepunderground Castle. Located in an undisclosed location in the United Kingdom. Only writers of the underground are welcome here.
Upon further inspection I unluckily slipped into
a big steaming pile of Troll-Poop! Damnit___really?!
“For the love of cheesecake!” I should’ve known better,
I mean, it is springtime after all and that’s when the trolls are at their nastiest best!
Upon getting up and out of the troll poop I could
hear voices approaching, they sound familiar.
Oh hey there, I started to laugh with embarrassment, hey hey Zazzles, said Bluevelvete, and Goldenmyst “Let me help you with that Zazz” —Blue, whipped out her wand and poof! poop be gone! Thanks Blue, “you’re welcome.”
I see the trolls are at it again, said Goldenmyst.
Yes I’m afraid so I said. Hey? I was wondering, has anyone noticed anything weird, like, where’s all the magic mushrooms ? I need some for the Spring fling this year.
We all took a long look around, —ah yes, right, “I see what you mean Zazzles,” said a male voice behind me I did not recognize.
To be continued ...
Published 7th Apr 2021
| Edited 12th Apr 2021
Author's Note
The coven is full hope everyone is enjoying the story so far :) If anyone would like to be included in story let me know by simply telling me here in your comment or pm me 👍🏻
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7th Apr 2021 7:02pm
Yessss!! I feel like I graduated 🎓, to be included in the witchy story AND I get to zap troll poop 💩 away!! Woo-hoo, what a glorious day!!! How did I get so lucky?!? Seriously! I'm super excited about this... haha 😂.... Hooray!! I loved the cliffhanger and I can hardly wait to see our adventures!
Thank you for including me and John too?!?! He'll be so jazzed!! 👍🏻 ☺️
So much fun in store!
💙💫✨ 🧝🏻♀️ 🧙🏻♀️ 🌟💫💙
xo
-B
Thank you for including me and John too?!?! He'll be so jazzed!! 👍🏻 ☺️
So much fun in store!
💙💫✨ 🧝🏻♀️ 🧙🏻♀️ 🌟💫💙
xo
-B
Yeah I just had to stop with rhyming, ugh! Lol
and this kind of just wrote itself so far, so we’ll see where it goes. And you’re definitely gonna be doing more than cleaning up troll poop LOL love you happy you like being in the story♥️🤗😘
xo J🌷
Thanks for list ☺️👍🏻
and this kind of just wrote itself so far, so we’ll see where it goes. And you’re definitely gonna be doing more than cleaning up troll poop LOL love you happy you like being in the story♥️🤗😘
xo J🌷
Thanks for list ☺️👍🏻
Anonymous
- Edited 9th May 2021 8:45pm
7th Apr 2021 7:16pm
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Hello Gyco, so while I appreciate your thoughts this is actually the first page of a short story and not a poem :) No matter, I appreciate the visit very much
Your friend Jackie 🤗
Your friend Jackie 🤗
Anonymous
- Edited 9th May 2021 8:45pm
7th Apr 2021 7:34pm
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7th Apr 2021 10:11pm
7th Apr 2021 8:32pm
I always enjoy your stories, Zazzles. They're full of magic and imagination. We may have to recruit you for Team NaPo's Script Assistant for Johnny next year!
Of course I will be contacting you, our Grand Witch. Light a candle and put it in your profile window, perhaps I’ll send it instead, I may have to assemble another coven Ava ☺️
Lol love Jackie xo ♥️
Lol love Jackie xo ♥️
8th Apr 2021 00:20am
Can't wait to find out who the mysterious male voice from behind is. I am enjoying this so much. The troll poop was a brilliant jumping-off for the comedy. And the fantasy scenario set here in DUP makes for truly imaginative prose. This is truly a fun and sunny literary endeavor. Thank you for blessing me to be part of this saga.
XoXoXo
John
XoXoXo
John
8th Apr 2021 00:31am
The pleasure is all mine John I like to incorporate people I care about into my stories :)
Page 2 will be posted tomorrow morning.
Happy you’re happy yay!
Your sister
Jackie
Page 2 will be posted tomorrow morning.
Happy you’re happy yay!
Your sister
Jackie
