Sweet and Slutty

I counted all my blessings
But didn’t count on her
Little spitfire came out of the blue  
And threw my life a curve
 
I’d promised to marry a teacher girl  
And she was putting out  
I dared not leave her in a lurch  
Her dad was mean and stout  
 
My new girl was a slut for sure  
And knew just what to do  
Her angel face inclined toward sin
The girl knew how to screw  
 
She spread her legs and said to me
"My life's an open book
Turn my page, and see what's there
Slip in to take a look"
 
What to do with pretty teacher  
And all her angry kids?
When they learn I left her
Her friends will kick my lid
 
I’ll keep both of them satisfied
And burn my candle bright  
Fucking sweet and slutty, too
Now keeps me up all night