(subdividing) La Bella Luna

PHOTO: "New Improved Moon" by dkzk2020
 
 
Time to  
                           Mod'ernize
         that damn
                                       Bella Luna ............
 
Huge neon Ads facing mother Earth........
Sell mineral rights & make fckn trillions.....
Super Highways traversing the whole  bloody thing.
      (we don't even have to build any bridges!!)
Grand Opening of LA BELLA LUNA ESTATES---- by MoonRat Realty, LLC--------
Mammoth Cruise (Space) Ships docking every hour for your touristic convenience.------
All your favorite TV shows streaming thru Super'Satelilites'R'US-------
 
AND LOTS MORE----We'll send a free brochure by BigSpaceAir Email, at your request.
                      Speaking of lots, our "land" lots are going fast,  
                                        so pleas......DON'T DELAY