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THE DELIGHTFUL AND UNSETTLING IRONY OF CAMOFLAGE YOGA PANTS

THE DELIGHTFUL AND UNSETTLING IRONY OF CAMOFLAGE YOGA PANTS

....I SEEeeeeah you.....
.....Yes I do .....
you can't hide that from me, baby
I see everything
every delicate crease and sensual curve
-which I do not deserve-
revealed, exposed, unable to hide
behind that green grey black tan design
behind your sweet behind
....I CAN SEE YOU....
and it is a vision that I will not soon forget.........
.........and now''''''''
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OH SHIT..............................
..../.FUCK GOD
.....I SEE YOU,''
Why do I have to witness this
blasphemy of ass before me
Please hide this from my burning eyes
this defective ineffective disguise
.....I SEE YOU....
and the irregular patterns of camoflage
can not conceal that disturbing construct
of rolls of flab and cavernous craters
imbedded upon your gelatinous stomache
and thighs
........burning my eyes........
........AND MY MY MY SOUL........
-And I can not unsee this