Sale of Your Life Time

 


All most comprehensive. Un
less y'd prefer
                        our
comprehensible model
   at just a few thousand dollahs
                        more.

Now, I'm not trying to sell you
anything, but if you'd just come to
You Right Mind,
i'm sure you'd be happy to
Take The Plunge
into a life-time of true auto-
motive eXcellence.

Yes. That's right.
A Life-Time.

Human-made Hell is nigh.
You would be most wise to
                 take
advantage of one of these
          Once-in-a-Lifetime
                    deals.
You may not get an'other
                   chance.

                 Act now,
and we'll give you a one week
furlough from your eternal
              damnation.

Be the first on your street to
garner the admiration ( & jealousy )
of thee hole goddamn neighborhood.

This is a time-limited offer to have
your own  bit of eternity of your very Own.
And
we will include a set of never-leak,
never-flat tires, with each Eterna-Glyde
               automobile purchase.

And our showrooms always have an
           ineXhaustable stock of
all-you-can-eat  popcorn for the kiddies,
(And
24hr, backroom cockporn for those
                                               18 and over).

Don't miss this Sale of All Time LifeTimes


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