"The Man with the Big Nose, Who Knows"

Like a car on a motorway
Its always coming at you !
 
Like a fucked sundial
It keeps perfect time.
 
Beleve me
I've heard it all before!
 
I may have the nose  
the size of the equator. ..
But who else do you know  who can  
Use there nose  
 as a cliteral stimulator?
 
It's not the only part of my anotomy
That grows and grows and grows.
 
It's like french kissing  
A deceving pinocchio
Underneath the mistletoe.
 
Like my Indian name
I guess it must remain,  
As big as my feet
And as large as my elbow,
Striking from a distance
Reaching for somthing,
I'm The man with the big nose,  
who knows...
 
...Absolutely Nothing!