My Cheesey Video Game Poem <3

Charizards are red, Squirtles are blue.
If you were a Pokemon, then i'd choose you.
Like Cortana and Master Chief, we can't be beat.
Whatever enemies or obstacles we meet.
Like Kat and Carter, I'll have your back.
Our trust stronger than any Covenant attack.
Like Ezio's assassins are always there,
I hope you know, i'll always care.
We'll be fighting together like Soap and Price.
No matter what the sacrifice..
We'll be there for each other like Sonic and Tails.
Our teamwork never fails.
I love you like Ash loves Pikachu,
So press Start and be my Player 2.