I voted for Brexit

I voted for Brexit,
I think we're better off in the shit.
I hate all the immigrants that save lives daily,
I stand for nothing - I sit.
 
I don't do my research,  
I just run my mouth and shout.
I'm a senile boomer idiot,
not knowing what it's about.  
 
I believe in sovereignty,
though I don't know what that means.
I won't accept I've messed up my country,
so I'll just blame it all on teens.  
 
I voted for Brexit because I love my NHS,
I bought into the lies they sold me.
I drink cheap booze by the pint and scream at the TV,
I look red and angry and mouldy.  
 
I love to blame my countries issues on immigration,
It's their fault I can't get a job.
It's their fault I don't really want to work too,
I'm a bitter gelatinous blob.  
 
I voted for the Tories,
because they give back our country it's power.
They've convinced me that it's not our fault,
it's the people on £7 an hour.
 
I hate colour, youth and diversity,
I'm an under-educated little bigot.
I won't accept I've fucked things up,
use red tape, bandages and ligate.  
 
I clap for our healthcare workers,
but my vote goes to those who abuse them.
I just want to look like I'm doing a bit,
for the job seekers allowance to confuse them.  
 
I've no culture or knowledge or dignity,
"Send them back to where they came from".
If the pound crashes to an all time low,
I'll find a foreigner to put the blame on.  
 
It's not me who's a drain on society,
it's the refugees living next door.
Though I see the doctor three times a week for no reason,
and they only came here to escape war.
 
I'm a heinous moral Nazi,
tell Brussels to shove it up their arse.
I'm a grumpy ignorant gammon,
'cause the hair on my head is sparse.  
 
I believe everything I read in the papers,
because it appeals to someone just like me.
When I see someone doing better than I am,
I'll hop on social media for a ranting-spree.  
 
I refuse to listen to reason,
I just know I'm right.
Even though it might ruin my kid's chances,
I'll stick to it belligerently out of spite.  
 
I want to take back our fisheries,
even though I hate all seafood.
I'll scream the loudest to win an argument,
and I'll never be subdued.  
 
I embarrass everyone with my xenophobia,
Fuck the trans or the poor or the black.
I pretend to know what I'm on about,
and look like a walking ball-sack.  
 

I say stupid things on Facebook,
like 'it's the younger generations fault'.
My cholesterol's through the roof,
because I'm addicted to salt.
 
I blame youth for wanting to be healthier,
and ruining the napkin industry.
I blame them for wanting a better society,
so I call them snowflakes blissfully.  
 
It's not our governments fault for taxing us to death,
it's Mr. Patel down the road.
I don't do anything of value,
I just sit here to antagonise and goad.  
 
 
I don't know what's going on in the world,
or understand worker's contention.
I just like to call people racist things,
and complain about my pension.  
 
It's so hard for me being able to sit at home,
calling people remoaners, communists - whatever fits.
Even though they're the ones up against it at work,
whilst I just claim my benefits.  
 
I hate Brussels and reason and sense,
I can't wait until our departure - our exit.
I'm an over-privileged balding gammon,
and I voted for Brexit.