Ready or not...here I cum

no foreplay at all, no not from him
but I be wet as hell when I'm with "them"
he don't be lovin me like he ought to be
he be lovin me all selfishly
humping me fast like he a jack rabbit
i don't know why I let him..i guess out of habit
no foreplay at all, no not from him
no music, no kissing, no lights on dim
just watching the ceiling or counting floor tile
cuz his only position is missionary or occasional doggy-style
but when I'm with "them" the whole room swirl
coochie currents so strong, makes my toes curl
I like 'em short and long, adjustments for extension
I like all designs, make my girls stand at attention
I ain't got to sit and watch and wait for his call
hoping for a touchdown like Monday night football
I ain't got to keep faking the same ol' same
ain't nothing jumping off early cuz I'm reffing this game
"them" so good, I don't need no man
cuz "they" can screw longer than any man can
don't get me wrong, I ain't hatin' on the boys
but to really get my sex on...I need my toys.