spaced inside out through time

      
     
     
  Cranium's sweets beaten to confetti, like Pinatas at birthday parties;      
     
the "almighty measuring stick" strikes again and again, like an axe murderer's horror film set to 10 on the Richter scale for full blown cringe;      
     
every step one takes is like pacing through landmines well hidden; anxiety is an understatement; which only begins to explain "paranoia/schizophrenic" symptoms;      
     
boxed in; held captive; in preparation for the final "6ft distance" requirement;