celebrity status

      
       
         
  binoculars on deck; something nice chased by iced tea;      
  you're lucky to have met anyone "less", than another celebrity;      
       
  what ever happened to the way things used to be; like small conversations over breakfast, lunch, or dinner low-key without the group selfies;      
       
 the "hit me on Instagram" the "snap chat me...." it's hard to believe that this is the reality; like may I meet and speak to a normal human being please?      
       
preferably a woman where your chances are at least 50/50;      
even a covid 19 killing spree,      
can't stop the "celebrity diesease"      
       
it would take a very impactful tragedy; like an internet shut down, for the madness to cease; geesh; and even then, the shit show will continue in a "different reality"