LIVES REALLY MATTER

 
Black Lives Matter
But not Black Cops so says Marxist Chatter

White Lives Matter
No! They don’t (“can't find a rhyme for matter”)

Police Lives Matter
But BLM want to fry them in batter

Obese Lives Matter
Even if they’re getting fatter

Gossipers Lives Matter
We learn secrets from those who natter

Madmen’s Lives Matter
In children’s books Like the Mad Hatter

People with Flu’s Lives Matter
As long as they don’t spit catarrh

Suicidal Jumpers Lives Matter
We try not to let them splatter

Jack Russell Lives Matter
As dogs, they make an impressive ratter

Clumsy Lives Matter
Despite all the noise and the clatter

Tear and Share dinners Matter
With discounted meals on a platter

Fish Condiments Matter
As long as the sauce is tartar

New Men’s Lives Matter
Until they get argumentative at her

Full-Length Mirrors Matter
It’s 7 years bad luck if they shatter

Irish Lives Matter
The crack is funny so is the patter

Scientists lives Matter
Who else would explain anti-matter

Computer Programmer’s Lives Matter
It's important to collect all the data

Feminists Lives Matter
I dare you to laugh at her

Blondes Lives Matter
But why do you have to flatter

Biblical Sex Rules Matter
Fornication not allowed until you begat her

Circus Performers Matter
But not clowns and the accrobater

Cat ladies Lives Matter
Mood improved by a simple Cat purr,

Lives Really Matter!